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If aliens arrived tomorrow, what’s the first thing you’d ask them?

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If aliens arrived tomorrow, my first question would be, “So… have y’all been watching us this whole time?” Because if the answer is yes, I need to know exactly how much they’ve seen. Did they witness me waving back at somebody who wasn’t waving at me? Have they seen me check my bank account, close the app, then reopen it like new money might have arrived? 

I’m not worried about their spaceships or secret technology yet because I need to know what footage exists. And if these aliens start laughing before they answer, I already know I’m moving to another planet.